The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.096 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,442 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,205 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 128,826^th in the world and 2,198^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 854.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.