The World Commune of The Armed Savages is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 11.394 billion Savages are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savage sector. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Savagesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Arms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,618 Arms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Armed Savagesian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Savages's national animal is the Dark dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Supremacy Of Balance.

The Armed Savages is ranked 18,301^st in the world and 315^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,471.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.