The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.314 billion Emiratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 4,741 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 331,242 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, there's never enough space in space, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 625^th in the world and 8^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 187.14 law-abiding acts per hour.