The Kingdom of Geolapo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Simon Holmberg with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.998 billion Geolapoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapokita. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth 909 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,663 Polas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geolapo's national animal is the Tokalåra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geolapoan Folk Religions.

Geolapo is ranked 265,479^th in the world and 653^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.