The Democratic Peoples Republic of The 32 Counties is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tiberius Septim with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.268 billion 32 Countiesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 32 Countiesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,666 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 313,458 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (The 32 Counties has found 4 easter eggs), political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is totally unknown. The 32 Counties's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the Supreme Being.

The 32 Counties is ranked 17,328^th in the world and 8^th in The Internationale for Largest Populations, with 21.3 billion capita.