The Righteous Republic of Thaltopia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Ratko Soika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.174 billion Thaltians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oраоgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Thaltopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,736 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 246,238 Dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,273,936 per year while the poor average 2,631, a ratio of 864 to 1.

New drivers are driving the nation into a budget hole, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, money grows on trees, and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thaltopia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pravoverni Orthodoxy.

Thaltopia is ranked 6,602^nd in the world and 9^th in Lands End for Highest Average Incomes, with 246,238.44 Standard Monetary Units.