The Colony of TFS33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.145 billion TFS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TFS33ian economy, worth 504 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,713 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TFS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TFS33 is ranked 117,720^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Senate for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,221.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.