The Holy Republic of Texais is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Felipe with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.415 billion Texaisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Texaisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion TXCS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,135 TXCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, diplomatic cables about King Felipe have suddenly been very flattering, government winter plans get a frosty reception, and nature finds a way despite the government's best efforts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texais's national animal is the White tailed deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Catholic Church of Texais.

Texais is ranked 12,512^th in the world and 17^th in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,695.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.