The Empire of Terran Yan is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.475 billion Terran Yanians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The Terran Yanian economy, worth 68.1 trillion Wens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,187 Wens, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, people who have lived their entire lives in Terran Yan are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Terran Yan in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terran Yan's national animal is the Lung.

Terran Yan is ranked 214,945^th in the world and 1^st in Yan for Safest, scoring 53.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.