The Republic of Terlanah is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 292 million Terlanahians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Terlanahian economy, worth 15.7 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,755 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land, and it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Terlanah's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terlanah is ranked 273,816^th in the world and 177^th in Benigtopia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.