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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,438thMost Pacifist: 7,137thSafest: 9,187th
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Telgan Alpha

Population2.378 billion

CapitalThe Werk Room

CurrencyRuPeter Badge

The Community of Telgan Alpha is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by RuPaul with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.378 billion Telgan Alphans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Werk Room. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Telgan Alphan economy, worth 174 trillion RuPeter Badges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,430 RuPeter Badges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Telgan Alpha's national animal is the Queens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ruanism.

Telgan Alpha is ranked 198,533rd in the world and 54th in Philosophers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,438thMost Pacifist: 7,137thSafest: 9,187thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,285thNudest: 10,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,535thMost Influential: 10,639thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,833rdMost Inclusive: 11,185thNicest Citizens: 11,528thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,688thHighest Food Quality: 18,141stSmartest Citizens: 19,441stMost Secular: 20,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,157thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,786thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,316thMost Politically Free: 23,613thHealthiest Citizens: 24,399th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the region

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