The Protectorate of Tekoi is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 180 million Tekites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Tekite economy, worth 12.8 trillion Tekite dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,117 Tekite dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, Tekite husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tekoi's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tekoi is ranked 248,857^th in the world and 1^st in Green Helmets for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.