The Nippon Nihon of Teikoku is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by PM Kōizumi with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.285 billion Japanese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Japanese economy, worth 311 trillion Japanese Yen ¥s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,872 Japanese Yen ¥s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,842 per year while the poor average 5,887, a ratio of 53.0 to 1.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, None has been named as Teikoku's national religion, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Teikoku's deadly femme fatales. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teikoku's national animal is the Japanese Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Teikoku is ranked 200,112^th in the world and 72^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 291.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.