The ELECTRIC KEPI Robot Army of Technochick is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.95 billion Cuhnucks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lon-Don. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Technochickian economy, worth 465 trillion Canadian Peenits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,833 Canadian Peenits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the weather in Lon-Don is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is totally unknown. Technochick's national animal is the Nickelback Default Our Lady Peace, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Technochick is ranked 28,581^st in the world and 5^th in Why Tea for Safest, scoring 109.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.