The Soviet Socialist Republic of Rellenia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 589 million Rellenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rellenian economy, worth 39.2 trillion Lilangeni D'Unions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,470 Lilangeni D'Unions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rellenia's national animal is the Steppe eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rellenia is ranked 16,105^th in the world and 373^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.