The Holy Empire of Tcheolmark is a large, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The devout population of 121 million Tcheolics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tcheolmarkian economy, worth 7.66 trillion Crowns of Tcheol a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,335 Crowns of Tcheol, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Tcheolmark, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tcheolmark's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tcheolmark is ranked 228,286^th in the world and 177^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Smartest Citizens, with 22.88 quips per hour.