The Olalala of TC Matic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arno Hintjens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.25 billion TC Maticians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostendt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The strong TC Matician economy, worth 916 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,612 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,704 per year while the poor average 2,558, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Olalala has been named as TC Matic's national religion, TC Matic has designated Ostendt as its capital city, and Arno Hintjens has just been declared ruler of TC Matic in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TC Matic's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olalala.

TC Matic is ranked 67,019^th in the world and 1^st in Melayu Archipelago for Most Primitive, scoring 40.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.