The Republic of Taustrian 39th Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.049 billion Taustrian 39th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Taustrian 39th Garrisonian economy, worth 46.7 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,485 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,713 per year while the poor average 2,788, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 39th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 39th Garrison is ranked 7,425^th in the world and 1^st in Vulcan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,154.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.