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The world is not black and white, only shades of Grey
Largest Populations: 235thHighest Economic Output: 254thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 285th
The Sprawling Dominion of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Tappee

Population45.215 billion

CapitalGrathmoras
LeaderAbigail York
FaithManichaesim

Currencyelectronic tappeen
AnimalTrazyuk

The Sprawling Dominion of Tappee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Abigail York with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 45.215 billion Tappeeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grathmoras. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tappeean economy, worth an astonishing 16,387 trillion electronic tappeens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 362,441 electronic tappeens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,949,143 per year while the poor average 35,102, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

The blood, sweat, and tears of poor Tappeeans make research institutes rich, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tappee's national animal is the Trazyuk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manichaesim.

Tappee is ranked 168,489th in the world and 1st in Calnuxia for Most Stationary, with 105.11953689012 days.

Top
1%
Largest Populations: 235thHighest Economic Output: 254thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 661stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 734thLargest Black Market: 825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,118thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,225thMost Armed: 1,438thHighest Average Incomes: 1,541stLargest Mining Sector: 2,091stMost Efficient Economies: 2,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,178thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,538thFattest Citizens: 2,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,806thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,856thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,008thMost Patriotic: 3,014thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,258thRudest Citizens: 3,516thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,398thLargest Retail Industry: 4,913thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,187thLargest Governments: 5,213thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,276thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,946thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,728thSmartest Citizens: 8,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,923rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,790thMost Secular: 13,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,411thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,220thLowest Crime Rates: 22,962ndMost Pro-Market: 27,416thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,752nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Tappeeans make research institutes rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Tappee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Abigail York.
  • : Following new legislation in Tappee, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.

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