The Mixed Governed Kingdom of Taliand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Her Majesty Queen Talia Elizabeth with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.019 billion Taliandeses enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marieanna. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Taliandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Tali Baht a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,278 Tali Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, Taliandian diplomacy is by the book, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taliand's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taliand is ranked 7,809^th in the world and 22^nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.06 law-abiding acts per hour.