The Arctic Realm of Cat Army is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cathrine Catsworth with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.954 billion Defender Extremists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catital. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,842 trillion Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,783 Mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cat Army's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Extremism.

Cat Army is ranked 265,032^nd in the world and 1,371^st in the Outback for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.87 percentage of bribes refused.