The Arctic Realm of Cat Army is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cathrine Catsworth with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.819 billion Defender Extremists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catital. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,219 Mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and one can wake up in Cat Army and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cat Army's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Extremism.

Cat Army is ranked 265,553^rd in the world and 1,499^th in the Outback for Safest, scoring 21.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.