The Free Land of Tailania is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Shirokawa Itori with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.566 billion Tailanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenko Town. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tailanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,973 trillion Pyrins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 272,796 Pyrins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and the new Tailanian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tailania's national animal is the Tailanian Wild Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tailania is ranked 12,335^th in the world and 4^th in The Furry Federation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,713.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.