The Holy Green Jamahiriya of Tablinzhia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Atatablin with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.326 billion Tablinzhians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syn Atezhta. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tablinzh economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,328 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what President Atatablin is wearing this season, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Tablinzhia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aldamu.

Tablinzhia is ranked 15,829^th in the world and 2^nd in The Alliance of Eros for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,904.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.