The Stranglehold of Tabcorp Park is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Toxic Dan with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.641 billion Tabconians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Melton. The average income tax rate is 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tabconian economy, worth 823 trillion Dingleberries a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,005 Dingleberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tabcorp Park's national animal is the Bin Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chicolic.

Tabcorp Park is ranked 173,878^th in the world and 21^st in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 460.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.