The Confederate of Republic of Mesque is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kralj Đogovski with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.767 billion Mesquites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesqüe Mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesquite economy, worth a remarkable 3,392 trillion Reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,405 Reáls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The official Mesquite Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, "The Pride of the Mesquite Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Republic of Mesque's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Mesque is ranked 286,468^th in the world and 32^nd in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 286.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.