The Protectorate of Sycheckahrmy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sairin with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.001 billion Sycheckahrmese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra Silvestria. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sycheckahrmese economy, worth 327 trillion Krohns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 81,708 Krohns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Sycheckahrmese, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycheckahrmy's national animal is the Tarantula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabaism.

Sycheckahrmy is ranked 324,491^st in the world and 206^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Rudest Citizens, with 6.57 insults per minute.