The United Kingdom of Swizzlegion 35 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 332 million Swizzlegion 35ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Swizzlegion 35ian economy, worth 2.19 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 6,604 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swizzlegion 35's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swizzlegion 35 is ranked 205,474^th in the world and 6,800^th in Suspicious for Most Patriotic, with 6.27 flags saluted per person per day.