The Definitely Not Switz of SwitzIsNotHere is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 17.897 billion SwitzIsNotHereans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The SwitzIsNotHerean economy, worth 864 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,306 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SwitzIsNotHere's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SwitzIsNotHere is ranked 163,216^th in the world and 1^st in chingis for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.