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The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 765 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,278 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Switz got Lazy 318 City, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 318's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 318 is ranked 110,448^th in the world and 438^th in Lily for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.