The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 285 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 10.794 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 495 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,945 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and the might of the entire Join Lily Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 285's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 285 is ranked 230,893^rd in the world and 7,199^th in Suspicious for Most Beautiful Environments, with 402.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.