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Highest Crime Rates: 534thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 559thRudest Citizens: 604th
The Wasteland of
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Squire
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sweeties Legion

Population7.166 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderEmpress Sweetie Belle

Currencybit
Animalpony

The Wasteland of Sweeties Legion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Sweetie Belle with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.166 billion Legionaries enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Consensus economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion bits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 223,941 bits, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sweeties Legion's national animal is the pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sweeties Legion is ranked 166,684th in the world and 88th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,127.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 534thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 559thRudest Citizens: 604thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 720thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 792ndLargest Retail Industry: 811thMost Armed: 835thMost Avoided: 869thLargest Gambling Industry: 877thFattest Citizens: 900thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,379thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,378thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,542ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,310thHighest Average Incomes: 7,864thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,088thMost Inclusive: 13,805thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 18,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,055thHighest Economic Output: 19,326thMost Secular: 19,840thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,137thSmartest Citizens: 21,782ndNudest: 22,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,158thHighest Drug Use: 27,784thMost Pro-Market: 28,674thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,818th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Sweeties Legion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Sweeties Legion, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.

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