The Federation of Sweenorland is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working population of 1.604 billion Sweenorlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sweenorlandian economy, worth 85.1 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,045 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", the World Federation Games have been won again by Sweenorland as no other country cares enough to compete, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweenorland's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sweenorland is ranked 327,169^th in the world and 22^nd in Arakeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.