The Woolly Warrior of Superschaap is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stavros with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless population of 32.392 billion Superschaapians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theelala. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Superschaapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Crates a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,841 Crates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Superschaap's national animal is the Concrete Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Superschaap is ranked 163,736^th in the world and 5,349^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -61.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.