The Cayon Special Missionary of SubMilitaria is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.436 billion SubMilitarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HabMeletaeria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong SubMilitarian economy, worth 808 trillion Nulcranis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 77,504 Nulcranis, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida has just been declared ruler of SubMilitaria in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. SubMilitaria's national animal is the Avren Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

SubMilitaria is ranked 116,912^th in the world and 3^rd in Sub Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,230.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.