The Republic of Stardust Dragon is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 8.709 billion Stardust Dragonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The very strong Stardust Dragonian economy, worth 518 trillion cards a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,481 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and people who have lived their entire lives in Stardust Dragon are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stardust Dragon's national animal is the signer dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Stardust Dragon is ranked 129,840^th in the world and 435^th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 59,481.08 Standard Monetary Units.