The Nationalist Republic of Spartaaa is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Constantine with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.818 billion Spartans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 2,931 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 503,813 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartaaa's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Spartaaa is ranked 3,911^th in the world and 1^st in Patriotic Union of Republics for Smartest Citizens, with 146.9 quips per hour.