The Democratic States of SP39 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 421 million SP39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The strong SP39ian economy, worth 22.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,252 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, and it's said that an SP39ian always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SP39's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SP39 is ranked 64,849^th in the world and 7^th in SP farm for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,178.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.