NATION

PASSWORD

The results of our people are the seeds of our dreams.
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,376thMost Inclusive: 6,779th
The Democratic Republic of
South Osechia
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Lazarus
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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South Osechia

Population3.67 billion
CapitalProfinia
LeaderGrand Minister
FaithStands
CurrencySouth Osechian Units
AnimalHelical Pegasus

The Democratic Republic of South Osechia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.67 billion South Osechians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Profinia. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Osechian economy, worth 569 trillion South Osechian Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 155,146 South Osechian Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight. Crime is totally unknown. South Osechia's national animal is the Helical Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Stands.

South Osechia is ranked 287,157th in the world and 11,129th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -505.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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5%Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,376thMost Inclusive: 6,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,071stHighest Food Quality: 7,601stNicest Citizens: 7,689thRudest Citizens: 8,331stMost Cultured: 8,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,797thSmartest Citizens: 8,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,883rdMost Developed: 9,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,576thMost Efficient Economies: 12,810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,925thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,183rdTop
10%Largest Welfare Programs: 15,442ndBest Weather: 15,714thLargest Governments: 17,317thHealthiest Citizens: 17,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,647thLargest Retail Industry: 20,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,746thHighest Average Incomes: 20,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,092ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,947thTop
5%Most Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 287th in the regionMost Inclusive: 318th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 366th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 378th in the regionNicest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 423rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Cultured: 478th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 488th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 489th in the regionMost Developed: 526th in the regionTop
10%Most Beautiful Environments: 649th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 678th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 762nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 771st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 836th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 867th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 896th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 911th in the regionBest Weather: 948th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,016th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,097th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : South Osechia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, Most Developed, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : South Osechia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : South Osechia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in South Osechia, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
  • : Following new legislation in South Osechia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in South Osechia, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in South Osechia, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in South Osechia, you can please all of the people some of the time if you don't mind getting nothing done most of the time.
  • : South Osechia changed its national motto to "The results of our people are the seeds of our dreams.".
  • : South Osechia changed its national leader to "Grand Minister" and its motto to "The sun never sets in the land of blessed souls.".

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