The State of South East is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.442 billion South Eastians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The powerhouse South Eastian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,166 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,666 per year while the poor average 2,802, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Deers are considered a delicacy, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, South East has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of South East in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. South East's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

South East is ranked 266,941^st in the world and 6^th in Port Moresby for Safest, scoring 12.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.