The Soaring Hawk of Sorenity2 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by your Mom with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.366 billion Sorenity2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Hawks. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The strong Sorenity2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,643 trillion Dollors a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,271 Dollors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Your Mom is famed for giving great back rubs, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorenity2's national animal is the Velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sorenity2 is ranked 14,228^th in the world and 20^th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,489.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.