The Empire of Napoleono is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Nick I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.827 billion Napoleonish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Napoleonan economy, worth 596 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,824 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napoleono's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Napoleono is ranked 5,266^th in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Poland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 115,110.25 Standard Monetary Units.