The Allied States of Something Random is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.556 billion Something Randomians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Something Randomian economy, worth 112 trillion Monieses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,237 Monieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,900 per year while the poor average 17,385, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and Something Random has designated Something Random City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Something Random's national animal is the Animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Something Random is ranked 322,989^th in the world and 3,179^th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring zero on the Orwell Orderliness Index.