The United Socialist States of Socialist Fighters is a fledgling, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 5 million Socialist Fightersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Socialist Fightersian economy, worth 169 billion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,912 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, organ donation is compulsory, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Fighters's national animal is the Two Headed eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Socialist Fighters is ranked 154,677^th in the world and 240^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.88 Obesity Rate.