The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 49.705 billion So88erians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 23,046 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 463,669 nutmeques, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with dyslexia are told to tough through it, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 162^nd in the world and 7^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 463,669.28 Standard Monetary Units.