The Kingdom of Smallport is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 224 million Smallportians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The powerhouse Smallportian economy, worth 21.4 trillion SPCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 95,522 SPCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Smallport's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Smallport is ranked 83,443^rd in the world and 18^th in Aurelian Republic for Safest, scoring 90.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.