The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.887 billion Roissylandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,651 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,853 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roissyland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 1,177^th in the world and 22^nd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,843.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.