The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Iron Chancellor Wolfgang Craggen with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 13.581 billion Imperial Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,711 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 346,947 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 84,662^nd in the world and 1,436^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,006.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.