The TP State of Cornholiolands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cornholio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.776 billion Cornholios are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornopolis. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cornholiolandsian economy, worth 334 trillion Teepees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,359 Teepees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornholiolands's national animal is the Corn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cornholioism.

Cornholiolands is ranked 93,327^th in the world and 1,592^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,751.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.