The Commonwealth of Slide to the Chite is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.457 billion Slide to the Chiteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duei Wein. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The strong Slide to the Chitean economy, worth 64.5 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,271 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, and the latest superhero movie features a caped giraffe with adamantium claws. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Slide to the Chite's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slide to the Chite is ranked 33,531^st in the world and 37^th in Community for Most Beautiful Environments, with 798.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.