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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thHighest Poor Incomes: 64th
The Union of Soviet States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Slaytania

Population25.625 billion

CapitalSouth of Heaven
LeaderStalinovich
FaithStalinism

CurrencyStrummer
AnimalHouse Giraffe

The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stalinovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.625 billion Slaytanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South of Heaven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slaytanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,636 trillion Strummers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 649,223 Strummers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racehorses move a lot slower these days, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaytania's national animal is the House Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Slaytania is ranked 981st in the world and 20th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.34 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thHighest Poor Incomes: 64thLargest Black Market: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 127thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159thLargest Publishing Industry: 163rdHighest Average Incomes: 167thMost Secular: 173rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 224thMost Subsidized Industry: 265thLowest Crime Rates: 265thHighest Economic Output: 293rdSmartest Citizens: 353rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 368thMost Influential: 474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 479thMost Developed: 484thMost Efficient Economies: 489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 499thLongest Average Lifespans: 516thLargest Governments: 528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,069thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,268thHealthiest Citizens: 1,537thLargest Retail Industry: 1,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,754thMost Conservative: 2,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,428thMost Cultured: 3,114thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,086thMost Patriotic: 4,507thMost Authoritarian: 5,852ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,922ndLargest Populations: 9,686thLargest Mining Sector: 10,229thHighest Food Quality: 10,804thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,281stMost Income Equality: 29,976thMost Extreme: 30,748th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Slaytania's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Slaytania relocated from Lazarus to 10000 Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, Stalinovich's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.

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