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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 67th
The Union of Soviet States of
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Population19.963 billion

CapitalSouth of Heaven

AnimalHouse Giraffe

The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stalinovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.963 billion Slaytanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Slaytanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,640 trillion Strummers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 633,186 Strummers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaytania's national animal is the House Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Slaytania is ranked 129th in the world and 3rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 40,900.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 67thMost Influential: 69thLargest Black Market: 70thHighest Poor Incomes: 72ndLargest Insurance Industry: 113thMost Subsidized Industry: 117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 124thMost Advanced Public Education: 129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 133rdMost Secular: 134thHighest Average Incomes: 139thLargest Publishing Industry: 156thLowest Crime Rates: 253rdMost Efficient Economies: 311thSmartest Citizens: 314thHighest Economic Output: 349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444thMost Developed: 463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485thLongest Average Lifespans: 512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 518thLargest Governments: 522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 923rdLargest Retail Industry: 930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,216thHealthiest Citizens: 1,747thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,850thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,449thMost Patriotic: 2,504thMost Stationary: 2,560thMost Cultured: 2,590thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,997thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,316thLargest Mining Sector: 5,415thRudest Citizens: 6,860thHighest Food Quality: 9,134thLargest Populations: 10,484thMost Conservative: 11,829thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,154th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Conservative: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 104th in the regionRudest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Extreme: 148th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 150th in the region

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