Population | 25.625 billion |
Capital | South of Heaven |
Leader | Stalinovich |
Faith | Stalinism |
Currency | Strummer |
Animal | House Giraffe |
The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stalinovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.625 billion Slaytanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South of Heaven. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Slaytanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,636 trillion Strummers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 649,223 Strummers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Racehorses move a lot slower these days, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaytania's national animal is the House Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.
Slaytania is ranked 981st in the world and 20th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.34 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Slaytania, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in
Slaytania, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
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Slaytania, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in
Slaytania, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
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Slaytania, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
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Slaytania's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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Slaytania relocated from Lazarus to 10000 Islands.
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Slaytania, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
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Slaytania, Stalinovich's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
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Slaytania, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.